Dare I Ramble? A Tuesday Texas Rambling Poem
in or out; ins and outs
I like Texas for its gorgeous landscape, the
hot summers and mild winters, and plenty of BBQ,
Blue Bell Creamery ice cream and fried goodies to
you're fed and happy. And for very friendly people
That's how you'll know your in Texas. You'll be
Greeted with smiles and drawls and you all's
Lots of tall tales, most are true. I'll tell you
Some now after I get myself dried off good
I'm out now, sitting by the side of the pool
The water was warm, thermometer said 90
The breeze is cool, thermometer said 91
I'm not certain which I like better, in or out
Thinking of the time when a down the street
Lady did bad. When our next door neighbors
Were gone, that lady brought her dogs to swim
I don't like swimming after dogs, I told on her
Though she told me she had permission that
Didn't seem right. Those two ladies had a row (rhyme it with cow)
But afterwards I could swim and stay clean
No more mange or fleas or bugs I would get
My thinking went wild after conjuring up that
Next came the doctor who would ride his horse
Rode it right into the hospital, he owned the place
The health folk made him stop so he closed shop
Or when the neighbor kids would bring animals in
Into the house when their parents were gone
Roger the goat would poop on the floor, not nice
And the rooster would wake the cat while bunnies
I never forgave those kids cause my dog couldn't (sleep)
I told on them too. Their dad sold the goat and
Their mom cooked the rooster after she pulled
his head off. The kids all cried while the bunnies
Got to stop and take a quick dip before supper
Next time I'll tell about the rabbits and the goose
A driving photo in rural Scotland (former blogs)
Her buddies? Click here.
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- Photo and Poem Copyright, © 2018 Jimmiehov, All Rights Reserved
Labels: Animals, Driving Pictures, Humor(?), Real Toads, Texas, Tuesday Platform







