"The Accident" -- The Face Of Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

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The Accident

A woman who fell on her face
she had been sprayed by her own mace
it wasn't very nice
spurned own preacher's advice
"O hear ye the Lord saved by grace"

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Photo and Poem Copyright
© 2012 Jimmiehov
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Inspired by Madeleine Kane's Limerick Humor Blog with prompts provided
Today's first line prompt was "A woman who fell on her face " found here
Picture is 'Peppa Pig' photograph taken of a part of a Peppa Pig party table cloth

One Single Impression: Niche

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The Niche

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had she found her niche

dirt cobwebs spiders waiting
dusters and sponges

 

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Photo and Poem Copyright
© 2012 Jimmiehov
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Prompt word, 'niche,' was suggested by Gautami Tripathi of Rooted

Find more poems using 'balloon' prompt word at One One Single Impression