Saturday Centus: Xentor dismayed!
"I'm slipping!" shouted out Freddy from the very top of the climber chain, "help me!"
"Well, don't look down," hollered Xentor as he dialed 911.
"Operator, we've got a situation here on the climbing rock. Come quickly!"
"Yes, a climber is slipping, bring the hook and ladder fire truck."
"Help me fast, I'm slipping off my quit smoking pledge. Gotta' have a cigarette, quick!" moaned Freddy loudly.
"Never mind Operator, it's just a dummy here who needs to fall. It's not the rock he is falling off of."
"No, he's falling off the wagon. And has rocks in his head!"
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Per Jenny:"How about a picture prompt this week?
. Number of words: 100 (100 exactly)
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