Saturday Centus: Green Harley Boy and Blonde Sally
"Just think," he said, "if you'd a married me you would have had it all. You wouldn't be havin' to work, you could've had a lovely trailer home in your driveway, and "
Green Harley Boy was interrupted by Blonde Sally's retort, "Yeah, and the tractor you rode in on."
She continued, "Why did your wife leave you anyway?"
"She wanted a Ritz Carlton life. No worries, no cows in the barn, one with silk satin sheets."
"That's an oxyimbecile. He don't know what he's talkin' about," quipped Blonde Sally, "ain't no such thing as silk satin sheets.
"Let's be quiet and enjoy this motorcycle ride."
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The picture furnished by my friend John in a mass e-mailing piece.
For today's Saturday Census we are to write a story with EXACTLY 106 words WITH the prompt words. Our prompt words were to be, "You would have had it all..."
For more Saturday Census stuff or how to do your own, go here to Jenny Matlock's blog.
Labels: Humor(?), Saturday-Centus, Story
posted by Jim @ 6/09/2012 12:23:00 PM
7 comments
7 Comments:
Perfect story to accompany this photo. Well done, and the voices are so much fun.
=)
This is really funny. Strange how that prompt brought out the romantic in most of us. :D
that's just flat out awesome!!
That is funny as all get out! I can just picture these two.
~Naila Moon
http://writing-out-of-the-blue.blogspot.com/2012/06/having-it-alla-story-106-words-only.html
Heck that an everyday occurance around these parts! Ha !~Ames
Oh this is just marvelous! I love it!
Jim! Jim! I am laughing so hard over this. The picture! The words! Love, love, love this use of the prompt.
Cracking up still here!
Thank you!
Good morning!
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