One Single Impression: Spectacles / Open Link Mondays

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old desk drawer opened
lost sight nests among papers
broken spectacles

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Locomente of Locomente brings us this week's OSI prompt, spectacles.
Find more poems using 'shortcut' prompt word at One Single Impression
This poem is also registered with Open Link Mondays at Mama Z's Real Toads

Open Link Mondays: Low Water Crossing

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Low Water Crossing

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Fine most of the time

use it every golfing day

not on rainy ones

then nineteenth hole play is fine

clubhouse bound--chow, drink, tall tales
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This poem is registered with Open Link Mondays at Mama Z's Real Toads

Low water crossing (Wikipedia link)

One Single Impression: Lopsided

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Lopsided

He was lopsided
born that way long on left
mama loved him still
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Lopsided through life
boys teased him perpetually
mama loved him still
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Loppy he was called
girls pestered him for viewing
mama understood
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Marriage on the rocks
mama's boy wed seven years
longer ear passe
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Mama took him back
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Picture, Photo and Poem Copyright

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Joanne of 4Joy gave us this lively prompt word, lopsided.
More poems using 'lopsided' prompt word are at One One Single Impression
Ask Dr. Jim (blog), tells why ears grow long (our fellow here had one long at birth).
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Saturday Centus: Jailed

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Jailed man picture: Nicolas Fouquet replica

prison cell in the Vaux-le-Vicomte cellar

(see at this post—click on picture to enlarge).

To whom it may disturb:

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A quick SOS:  My bloodthirsty, brutal, and barbarous captors did away with our coach around midnight last; now our opportunity for gold ribbons at Junior Olympics is minimal but a hasty dispatch of fighting corps with ransom funds could pull us away from additional harm. 

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Your pitifully off buddy, Clark K.

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Photo and Missive Copyright
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We visited this castle in France during our Our 2009 European Holiday. It is about 60 km southeast of Paris meaning a 60 minute drive in good traffic.
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Instructions for this Saturday Census post provided provided by Jenny. For more Saturday Census authors or how to do your own, go here to Jenny Matlock's blog.

Directions per Jenny: 

°The prompt this week is one sentence long.
°The sentence can be as long or as short as you like.
°The challenge is to write a fluent sentence without using the letter "E". E is the most used letter in the English language. Let's see how you do with an absent-e!
°Number of words: Whatever you need to write one cohesive sentence. 

°Pictures: Any number
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One Single Impression: Bathing

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Saturday Night Bathing

Each Saturday night

Mum bathed her little babies

still bathes them now grown

Wash behind their ears

she scrubs their behinds with soap

she scratches her head

She didn't admit

no babies were there to wash

not one could be seen

She looked high and low

wouldn't tell she'd thrown them out

with the bath water

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Brian Miller of Haiku Water brings us this week's prompt, 'bathing'
Find more poems using 'bathing' prompt word at One One Single Impression
This poem is also registered with Open Link Mondays at Mama Z's Real Toads
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Note:
1.  This is an old saying, "... to throw out the baby with the bath water." 
I have heard that it originated when in England the whole family bathed in one tub of scarce water.  They went by age and sex, generally the grandfather was first, then the grandmother, followed by the father, etc, until the baby was last.  Often times the water was so dirty that the mother (doing the bathing) could not see the baby in the dirty water and so she threw out both.

2.  The saying has come to mean one of two things, I prefer the second meaning below.  Neither of these come out in my poem and I do not intend that they apply to it:

[a] Throw out the baby with the bath water is an idiomatic expression used to suggest an avoidable error in which something good is eliminated when trying to get rid of something bad, or in other words, rejecting the essential along with the inessential.

[b] A slightly different explanation suggests that this flexible catchphrase has to do with discarding the essential while retaining the superfluous because of excessive zeal. In other words, the idiom is applicable not only when it's a matter of throwing out the baby with the bath water, but also when someone might throw out the baby and keep the bath water. (from Wikidedia)

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One Single Impression: Shortcut

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Shortcut

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Dad had said we'll get there faster

he was ever famous for tricks

he took a neat shortcut that day

was a longcut the kids all said

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Try as he may dad was stymied

he couldn't get across the tracks

no getting around them either

don't go that way the kids all said

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Was eight Dad and the kids came home

missed their supper chicken was gone

leftovers cold they had to eat

shouldn't have gone the kids all said

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Teri of Teri’s Painted Daisies brings us this week's prompt, 'shortcut'
Find more poems using 'shortcut' prompt word at One One Single Impression
This poem is also registered with Open Link Mondays at Mama Z's  Real Toads