Sunday, April 07, 2019

Day 07 -- NaPoWriMo 2019

The Road Kill Possum;
Happy Vogen Poem Reading (in Plain English)  

Chomping down on a road kill possum
Broke six teeth and ruptured my throat
Possum rotting ten days old. Fourteen vultures had
sucked his blood ate his feet appetizer for their buck 

Blarney puked and had a tail for the road
Band-Aids on my throat lost nine more teeth
The vultures picked them up to eat
but got stuck in their noses

Walrus mistook the vultures for his harem
Death to them by hanging they wouldn't make love
All come get you some dead fowl
Let's start this food chain again.

Who will be first, dead vultures been thrown
on the road and run over by ten hemi's.

Yum yum - Oops, comes turtles, late, to drink the puke
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 - Photo and Poem Copyright, Jimmiehov 2016 (Photo) and 2019 (Poem), All Rights Reserved
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 - Vogon Poetry is considered to be the Third Worst Poetry in the World.  The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogon#Poetry )

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1 Comments:

At Wednesday, April 24, 2019 12:05:00 AM, Blogger Magaly Guerrero said...

Oh, wow! You weren't joking. This is hysterically disgusting, lol!

 

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