13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
Link to see the first five
Link to see the next seven
From a chain e-mail
Note the large print
Those are great!
ReplyDeleteYou're looking goooood!
Thanks for the chuckle.