Monday, August 27, 2007

PERKS OF BEING OVER 70 -- 01




1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????


5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

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5 Comments:

At Tuesday, August 28, 2007 8:16:00 AM, Blogger Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Jim
Yes, there are some benefits but I thing they start before 70 - es[pecially that 9:00 PM one. Or, at least it did with me.
Ralph

 
At Tuesday, August 28, 2007 12:16:00 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

The senior discounts too!!!

I got a coupon last week from AARP to be used at Walgreen's for $5. I used that thing right away and was happy to get it.

That's a wonderful picture of you and Adi!!

 
At Tuesday, August 28, 2007 12:49:00 PM, Blogger Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Ain't it the truth. I loved your age on your profile. I spewed my water all over the place. Thanks for the laugh.

 
At Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:07:00 PM, Blogger Felisol said...

Dear Jim,
you forgot resting 2 hours in the middle of the day..
That's what I like the best about soon becoming 60.
Felisol

 
At Friday, August 31, 2007 3:16:00 PM, Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

So, is this post supposed to make me wish I was over 70???
Great stuff!!

 

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