Monday, October 08, 2007

PERKS OF BEING OVER 70 - 02




6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.



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2 Comments:

At Tuesday, October 09, 2007 8:57:00 PM, Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Holding one's stomach in really can be a chore.
I don't hold mine in anymore, and I'm not even 70 yet.
You look great for your age. I think you'll live to be at least 100, so you've got a LONG way to go!!

 
At Friday, October 19, 2007 9:11:00 AM, Blogger LZ Blogger said...

Jim - One I would add here (even though I am FAR from 70) is that "Your kids no longer think that you're stupid... but NOW you think THEY ARE!
Youth is wonderful... too bad it's wasted on the YOUNG! ~ jb///

 

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