Wednesday, August 26, 2009

A Naughty Dog -- MidWeek Blues -- Toothpaste tube demise

Please scroll down two posts for my Sunday poem
One Single Impression: Allow
Today I have a guest writer, my 12-year-old granddaughter, BP.

The setting:
BP, daughter Karen, SIL Billy, and newest grandchild, KP, were visiting for the weekend.

BP was using my office for her room. That was nice for her as my couch is a hide-a-bed.

Our little dog, Katrin then sneaked into her room and got into mischief.

This BP ably relates in her story here:

Rest in Peace, My Dear Toothpaste

A normal day for one to behold. An average day in comparison to the normality of the life we face. Then, it happened. Katrin disappeared; we did not think twice, we assumed to play. A fatal mistake, as you will soon find out why.

Suddenly, a ripping noise, the sound of shredding, worse than nails on a chalkboard. I raced towards the noise, that terrible noise. Katrin sat on the couch, eating my toothpaste like ice cream. The end of the tube was torn to Smithereens. Blue gel flowed out like water, only soon to be licked up by Katrin.

The bag, my toothpaste's only protection, his bodyguard, lay fatally injured, never to hold and protect once again!

So may you rest in peace, my dear toothpaste, or would rest in pieces be more appropriate?

All thanks to that menace of a toothpaste killer, murder of cavity fighting goodness, Katrin.

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...Princess BP

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If you want to post a MidWeek Blues picture, go get directions from Rebecca by clicking on the logo here. She has a Mr. Linky and good directions . Just do what I did..
Or do less. All she requires is a BLUE PICTURE, you don't have to write.

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At Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:36:00 PM, Blogger Sandee said...

How could that cute little bundle of hair do anything wrong? Really. Bwahahahahahaha. What a fun story. Sad for the toothpaste, but fun.

Have a terrific day. :)

At Tuesday, August 25, 2009 8:29:00 PM, Blogger storyteller said...

Kudos to KP for her delightful tale of this sad incident. On the other hand, I'm with Sandee ... how could anything that adorable cause such mischief? I've shared Midweek Blues at Happily Retired Gal and SacredRuminations this week ... just because.
Hugs and blessings,

At Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:30:00 PM, Blogger Jim said...

Mrs. Jim says Katrin, our 9-year-old inherited toy poodle, is forever in her 'terrible two's'

At Friday, August 28, 2009 2:19:00 PM, Blogger Amias said...

This was a fun story to read, your granddaughter did it justice.

Oh that cute little dog --- now hooked on toothpaste. Be careful, I saw somewhere that digesting two tube of toothpaste can kill humans. Oh yes, that was on CSI.

At Wednesday, May 01, 2013 7:10:00 PM, Blogger Chatty Crone said...

You have blogged a long time, but I do think this is before we followed each other.
I started in 2005.


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