6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
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Note the large print
Holding one's stomach in really can be a chore.
ReplyDeleteI don't hold mine in anymore, and I'm not even 70 yet.
You look great for your age. I think you'll live to be at least 100, so you've got a LONG way to go!!
Jim - One I would add here (even though I am FAR from 70) is that "Your kids no longer think that you're stupid... but NOW you think THEY ARE!
ReplyDeleteYouth is wonderful... too bad it's wasted on the YOUNG! ~ jb///