1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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Note the large print
Jim
ReplyDeleteYes, there are some benefits but I thing they start before 70 - es[pecially that 9:00 PM one. Or, at least it did with me.
Ralph
The senior discounts too!!!
ReplyDeleteI got a coupon last week from AARP to be used at Walgreen's for $5. I used that thing right away and was happy to get it.
That's a wonderful picture of you and Adi!!
Ain't it the truth. I loved your age on your profile. I spewed my water all over the place. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteDear Jim,
ReplyDeleteyou forgot resting 2 hours in the middle of the day..
That's what I like the best about soon becoming 60.
Felisol
So, is this post supposed to make me wish I was over 70???
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff!!