The Pig
The kids are coming
The kids are coming, that's what Grandpa said.
Grandpa had been uptight, climbing the walls.
But Grandma was tearing up, really sad.
Grandpa hadn't noticed, counting his balls.
Grandpa hadn't liked this new holiday.
Grandpa hadn't liked this new holiday.
Never before was a day, freedom lost,
honor White Pigs Day. The president made
mandatory celebration, dang laws.
Honor the pig? Really a day off work.
Honor the pig? Really a day off work.
Well, the kids all came, the grandchildren too.
Yes, there had been a pig, white spotted York.
Saved the nation from Coffee Party new.
Those mad men and ladies he slew, no few.
Those mad men and ladies he slew, no few.
The ones who didn't die went underground.
Soon to be gassed they were, Presidents do.
Honor The Pig, accolades all around.
Grandpa pretended his day to enjoy.
Grandpa pretended his day to enjoy.
He'd rather playing golf, losing more balls,
than give homage to The Pig, mangy boy.
The President? The Pig? Coffee Man galls? Spring Garden; Lonely Little
Texas Bluebonnet, © 2020
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Originally posted March 20, 2014
Photo and Poem Copyright, © Photo 2008, Poem 2014, Jimmiehov, All Rights Reserved
I'm linked today with Izzy at the Real Toads, The Challenge--Out of Standard
Now. March 28, 2020,I have linked again, to Sanaa Rizvi in the Writer's Pantry at
https://poetsandstorytellersunited.blogspot.com/2020/03/writers-pantry-13-april-here-we-come.html?m=1
Izzy's Challenge:
Invoke your reign over the calendar and write a poem which takes place on a holiday you invented. It can be to canonized your personal hero who does not have a holiday already, or celebrate an event that you feel deserves it’s own time in the limelight. Or just make up some crazy nonsense, like the Day of the Seventh Head of Matilda. You know, shake hands with your imagination.
I have one rule and one rule only for this prompt--your poem must take place on your holiday, not simply be about your holiday. This means you will need to invoke a narrator and some sort of setting!
Labels: Fiction, Humor, Loose Rhyme, Poem, Real Toads, Syllabic Form
11 Comments:
Well, that is a jolly attractive pig!
This made me flash on Orwell's Animal Farm, but Grandpa and grandma here keep it benign. Balls instead of coins, sure!
Love the image and the imagination, Jim!! Thank you for your visit! :)
Me and my white hair? We like your holiday, Grandpa!
You are so funny, Jim, and I needed the laugh. Thanks for being there.
K
First, I have been delayed in getting to your post and for that, I apologize! I was certainly happy I dropped by to read this one. I loved the flow and rhyme you embedded and how it felt a little rockwell, a little sinister. There is also some playfulness here. For instance, Grandpa counts his balls in the first verse, then we later find out they are golf balls. Well done and viva la
Yikes! Yup! And there we are.
Bravo!
Ah this flows well and love the wordplay
You're on a role today. Excellent.
Sounds like a great excuse for a holiday!
I'll take a pig holiday any time. Why not honor pigs. They're smart, chubby, cute.
Oh, sorry. I think I've been home too long. But I sure did enjoy your poem.
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