Resist
Resist, my elbow
Saying means not
My dear it doesn't
Says, "DOES NOT" boldly
Well, I told the coon,
"You've been bad, don't add,
Don't lick up your mess,
Spilled booze all over
But coons can't take it
Alcohol's not good
It goes to your brain
Did, now drunken coon
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- Photo and Poem Copyright Jimmiehov 2025 All Rights Reserved
- I am linked with "Friday Writings" 206 at https://poetsandstorytellersunited.blogspot.com/?m=1
- Also linked with dVerse for "Open night", https://dversepoets.com/2025/12/04/open-link-night-397-december-live/
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haha Jim alcoonhol is coons and alcohol dont go together
ReplyDeleteA tipsy treat! Jae
ReplyDeleteResistance was obviously useless! :-)
ReplyDeleteHa ha, seems it knew which room to go to next, for the inevitable result of too much alcohol..
ReplyDeleteThat one news made the world news... a bit funny I think.
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ReplyDeleteWorld News indeed ~~~ I could not stop laughing. Cheers to you and Mrs. Jim.
A picture to match was a mess all over the floor of the liquor store. I don't have that.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I saw that story in the news too 😆 So glad you wrote a poem about it, Jim!
ReplyDeleteHa ha... I saw this drunk coon on the news! What a hoot all laid out drunk in the bathroom stall! Just like a boozer!! :>)
ReplyDeleteSaw this on the news. Too funny!
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