(another) Three Bears Tale
Mama Bear, Papa Bear,
and Baby Bear
they went out for a walk
Baby came back
She sneaked a cookie and
bottle of gin
Do bears really drink and
smoke cigarettes
Age old question remains
Mama returned
Papa stopped at the store
for some cigars
Baby was drunk
They hadn't planned on this
Proof "stuff happens"
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- Poem Copyright, Jimmiehov 2019, All Rights Reserved
- I'm linked with Fire Blossom, a.k.a Shay, in the Imaginary Garden at http://withrealtoads.blogspot.com/2019/03/fireblossom-friday-ask-question.html?m=1
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My annual Pi Day poem,
Circumference say
2 pie r square
but Mine r round
(Please remember that I have a Math Minor)
Ha. So cute. :) What a naughty baby ... and parents who aren't doing their jobs very well. I think they need a bearsitter and a wild night out. Then maybe they can pull it together.
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You are truly one of a kind, Jim.
ReplyDeleteOh, like Fireblossom said, you are one of a kind. It had me giggling.
ReplyDeletePoor drunk baby bear. Poor adult bears smoking. Kind of sad, actually.
ReplyDeleteHaha- smiling here!
ReplyDeleteI fear for his parents when he becomes a teenager. LOL.
ReplyDeletelol - gin, of all things.
ReplyDeleteChicago Bears drink, that much is for sure ~
ReplyDeleteI know my older brother sneaked a swig of Dad's whisky now and then but nobody found out except me. I tasted it once and thought it was terrible!
ReplyDeleteIf bears drink and smoke cigarettes, then the probably really do skate. Love this, Jim.
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