Her Bad Day
She was all ready for the sack
Bread, baloney, cheese, what the 'Hack'!
Green mold, slime, 'Oh Fog'!
Not fit for the dog
Her bad day, fridge's out of whack
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Photo and Poem Copyright 2016, @ Jimmiehov, All Rights Reserved
This is my entry, I'm linked with Madeline Kane for her Limerick-off Monday contest
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/limerick-offs
Again, I am linked with Marian Kent at the Imaginary Garden with Real Toads, Tuesday Platform
http://withrealtoads.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-tuesday-platform_23.html
Notes:
- I've entered before but haven't ever won. Maddy and I are also Facebook friends.
- I don't cuss but have been knowing most of the cuss words since high school.
- I misread the directions at first and had the first line using "snack" instead of the required word, "sack". But too, that sounded better and made more sense, 'She was all ready for her snack."
Hahaha! Describes me. I like to have a bedtime snack. Luckily, iur fridge us not thevappliance that is currentlyn" out of whack." Thx, it's a "Gem", Jim.
ReplyDeleteAck ! I made typos: "our" fridge a pls figure out the rest of the typos. IT's too hard for me type on these pad flat keyboards.
ReplyDeleteYick... bad food can actually get worse with a failing fridge.
ReplyDeleteAh!1 those midnight yearnings od snacks.....graciously saved by the fridge!!!
ReplyDeletesound like my neighbour's fridge, we went to Bingo the other night and she was telling me about repair hassles with her eight year old fridge
ReplyDeleteHave a good week Jim
much love...
That is a bad day!
ReplyDeleteI like your limerick!
ReplyDeleteThis is a nightmare. And at bedtime! *shivers*
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