Mr. Air Conditioning Man
I don't fix 'em if they ain't broke he said
And he reached up to turn his headlight on
Peering into the guts of the machine
Wryly, he glumly said, "yours is a mess
Your doohickey by the small dingle bash
expired. The larger one it is just fine
You're a Lucky Lass, may I call you that
I've got one of those right out in my truck
You can wait for me or follow me out
Quite heavy, you can help me carry it
And we can talk going there get to know
Get to know each other better, maybe . . . "
If it's same with you I'll get another
Another quote might help me understand
But if not okay please leave anyway
Now please go, my husband is on his way
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- Poem Copyright, Jimmiehov 2021, All Rights Reserved
- For the Photo Prompt I am linked with Shay, a.k.a. Fireblossom, at the Sunday Muse #156, http://thesundaymuse.blogspot.com/2021/04/sunday-muse-156.html?m=1
- I am also linked with NaPoWriMo 2021 Day 18, https://www.napowrimo.net/day-eighteen-7/
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Interesting write Jim, with some saucy undertones.
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday
Much💛love
lol -- it's not cute! You think it's cute, but it's not cute! :) Hope the second opinion was more professional (and cheaper. But it's never cheaper.)
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe get 911 tee'd up on your cell phone.
ReplyDeleteHaha - yes, please go, and keep your doohickey to yourself!
ReplyDeleteGlad she is getting a second opinion. The first air conditioner man has a broke brain with no integrity. He needs to fix what's broken: HIMSELF! Hope you are doing ok Jim and staying safe. The weather is lovely in our neck of the woods.
ReplyDeleteCreepy mechanic...I see more to this story.
ReplyDeleteWriting what is not said with pin point precision. Great!
ReplyDeleteThe creep vibe on this guy, especially trying to get her out to his van, is off the charts. Hopefully he left without any fuss...
ReplyDeleteIt is like you spoke another wonderful language with those old fashioned descriptive words (I knew) and it was THOROUGHLY entertaining.
ReplyDeleteCreepy, crawly fix-it man. Good one, Jim!
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