Limerick Truck (Limerick-Off Monday) and a Halloween Limerick

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Good driver, bad driver
 
A man who was driving a truck
In the gooey mud he was stuck
He called for his dear wife
She said not on his life
Stuck in muck, he was out of luck
 

And,
 
A Halloween Limerick
 
Ghosts and goblins, gorillas too
Oh dear oh dear, what will we do?
You call 911
Tell what's being done
Cheers!  Happy Halloween to you!

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Photo and Poem Copyright
© 2013 Jimmiehov
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Inspired by Madeleine Kane's Limerick Humor Blog with  prompts provided
Today's prompt, "A man who was driving a truck," is found here .  Also the Halloween limerick instructions are on this page.